I Was Normal… 3 Chickens Ago – T-Shirt

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🐔 There Was a Time…

There was a time when you were normal.

Then you got chickens.

At first, it was just a few. Completely reasonable. Totally under control.

And then… three chickens ago… something shifted.

Because let’s be honest — we’re all a little crazy to get chickens in the first place. But at some point, you unlock a whole new level of chicken life.

And there’s no going back.

👕 Product Details

• Soft, comfortable unisex fit
• Lightweight and breathable
• Durable print made for real farm life
• Perfect for feed store runs and enabling “just a few more”

Printed in Texas

Printed at our Family Chicken Farm in Texas.
Thank you for supporting our small business — and embracing your next-level chicken era.